Well she’s walking down a straight line
She does it all the time
But something’s wrong inside her mind
Well she doesn’t talk to strangers
In her upside-down world
She always wants to be Jessie’s Girl

She looked around and made no sound
Then in a rage, she tore the walls down

Rick Springfield’s getting older
The fans are getting bolder
And did I fail to mention
The depths to her obsession
Every night she’s been searching online

Well she’s getting tired of fighting
For the working class pet
Success just hasn’t spoiled her yet
Now she’s getting out the star maps
And she’s making out a plan
If she can’t have him no one can

She looked around and made a sound
And when he saw her he said
Just put the gun down